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immergerd:

loopingdaiseys:

novamist:

inhale-the-paranoia:

s-erendipitymoss:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

Oh.

This is so sexual. I can’t….

Wow.

Possibly the most erotic thing I’ve seen on tumblr that doesn’t make me cringe.

(Source: G-UYS, via like-smarty-does)

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

(Source: kerryswashington, via slamrevolvingdoors)

Whatever: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS →

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

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1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother…

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

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(via thefaultbelowourstars)

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